{"id":197,"date":"2009-04-07T22:27:57","date_gmt":"2009-04-08T05:27:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rahulnair.com\/blog\/?p=197"},"modified":"2009-04-07T22:35:56","modified_gmt":"2009-04-08T05:35:56","slug":"lemons-penalties-101","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.rahulnair.net\/blog\/2009\/04\/07\/lemons-penalties-101\/","title":{"rendered":"Lemons Penalties 101"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Guest<\/a>
\nAs I mentioned in my last post<\/a>, I spent most of the Lemons South Spring race as a guest judge. This meant that I not only got to decide and hand out penalties, but I also had a chance to document them. So now for your viewing pleasure, I present my guide to the penalties from Lemons South Spring 2009<\/p>\n

Studs and Spurs<\/strong>
\nWhile in Texas, the Judges found a calendar<\/a> that Lemons drivers love to emulate. Judge Jonny will lead you through a mock photoshoot in your pink cowboy hat
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Studs and Spurs penalty – 24 Hours of Lemons<\/a> from rnair<\/a> on Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Marcel Marceau “Mime Your Crime”<\/strong>
\nOffending driver must put on a French striped sailor shirt, a beret and paint his\/her face white. Then the driver must mime their stint in the car – starting with putting on the helmet and gloves, driving around the track, the incident causing the black flag, the drive to the pits and the spin of the wheel.
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Marcel Marceau “Mime your Crime” penalty – 24 Hours of Lemons<\/a> from rnair<\/a> on Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Taiwanese National Anthem<\/strong>
\nThis penalty was dreamed up by Judge Phil and qualifies as truly cruel and unusual punishment. While he explains it best in his post<\/a>, the short version is that the team must wire a six tone car alarm into their car and the alarm must play constantly until the car comes off the track. As an added bonus the team must warn competitors of their bad driving by attaching a Taiwanese flag to their car. My thanks to the #56 Blind Rodent Racing team for demonstrating this penalty so that future lemons racers can understand just what fate awaits them.
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Taiwanese National Anthem penalty – 24 Hours of Lemons<\/a> from rnair<\/a> on Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Follow the Leader<\/strong>
\nThis was an impromptu punishment dreamed up by Judge Lieberman when a seven car incident filled up the judging area with multiple miscreants. Rather than dealing an individual punishment to each team, all the drivers from each team were required to line up behind the Judgemobile<\/a> and follow in single file while they took a slow lap of the paddock. They then had to warn other teams of their behaviour by shouting “We’re bad drivers!” every time the Judges honked the horn.
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Follow the Leader penalty – 24 Hours of Lemons<\/a> from rnair<\/a> on Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Butter and Moonshine<\/strong>
\nOne thing the judges can always be counted on to do is to come up with creative punishments using locally available materials. In this case they pour liquid butter into the crankcase of the car followed by adding some local moonshine<\/a> into the gas tank. This was particularly ironic since the team in question was the one that bribed the judges with the moonshine in the first place.
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Butter penalty – 24 Hours of Lemons<\/a> from rnair<\/a> on Vimeo<\/a>.
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Moonshine penalty – 24 Hours of Lemons<\/a> from rnair<\/a> on Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Three Legged Race<\/strong>
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Three-legged race penalty – 24 Hours of Lemons<\/a> from rnair<\/a> on Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n

This is a special penalty for the cars that are involved in metal to metal contact. Both cars are black flagged and since the drivers obviously like each other they are tied together for a three legged race around the paddock. The best part of this penalty is that it can be applied to any arbitrary number of drivers. In the video below we have 4 drivers from the same team taking a 5 legged lap of the paddock.<\/p>\n

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Three-legged race team penalty – 24 Hours of Lemons<\/a> from rnair<\/a> on Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Bobby Bosch Relay Race<\/strong>
\n\"Bobby<\/a>
\nAnother diabolical creation from the twisted mind of Judge Phil, the Bobby Bosch Relay Race<\/a> is an E30 special penalty where the teams are handed a bag of Bosch relays of which one has been tampered with. They then have to go figure out which relay is the defective one before they are allowed to rejoin the race. And in case you were wondering you can tell by any external marks since Judge Phil opened the casings on all 10.
\n\"Bobby<\/a><\/p>\n

Preaching to the converted<\/strong>
\nDriver must stand on the hood or roof of his car and read “Pinto with a Pedigree” and the following chapter “Rescuing a Red Farmer Rust Bucket” from Tom Cotter’s book The Hemi in the Barn<\/a> alound to his team, gathered around the car.
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Preaching to the Converted penalty – 24 Hours of Lemons<\/a> from rnair<\/a> on Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Paint your whip with Bob Ross<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Bob<\/a><\/p>\n

Bob Ross<\/a> was a well known american painter who was famous for painting landscapes using oil paints. Teams that get this penalty must put on the Bob Ross wig and paint a serene landscape from the Paint with Bob Ross book on the hood of their car. This particular example was painted by #32 Superkak racing team.<\/p>\n

\"Paint<\/a><\/p>\n

Bart Simpson<\/strong>
\nWrite your penaly on your car 100 times – “I will not pass under yellow” for example
\n\"Bart<\/a><\/p>\n

An E30 edition of this penalty requires that you write the penalty in German
\n\"Bart<\/a><\/p>\n

Barnyard<\/strong>
\nThe Arc Angel attaches a metal farm animal or the “Move Over Dick” mirror to the offending car.
\n\"Arc<\/a><\/p>\n

Graffiti your Ride<\/strong>
\nYou must graffiti your car with reasons why you wish you were driving a different marque. This particular example from the Crown Victoria of #60 Pleasant Valley Racers includes “I wish I was driving a Honda”, “Nascar Sux”, “Honda Rules” and even a Japanese flag on the roof.
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Stay with Your Ride<\/strong>
\nIf a team follows the judges around with too much whining the whole lot is duct taped to their car for the duration of their punishment.
\n\"Stay<\/a><\/p>\n

The Pacifier<\/strong>
\nDrivers that whine at the judges have a baby bottle taped to their hand and must gnaw on a pacifier for the duration of their penalty.
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Close Shave – Shave your way out of it<\/strong>
\nHave a beard or a goatee? Shave your beard or goatee off – as soon as its gone you and your car can return to the track. No facial hair\/. How about shaving the legs from the knees down?
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Shaving facial hair to avoid a penalty – 24 Hours of Lemons<\/a> from rnair<\/a> on Vimeo<\/a>.
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Why am I Upside-Down?<\/strong>
\nYou’re upside-down because you have no business being out on a racetrack. If a car rolls at a Lemons race it is immediately done for the rest of the race. Unfortunately this is one rule that I am very familiar<\/a> with \ud83d\ude41
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\nPhoto stolen from Jalopnik<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

Peoples Curse<\/strong>
\nAnd finally the ultimate Lemons penalty – utter devastation of the peoples curse car at the hands of the excavator. The second car in this video is from another team (#85?) which was sick of working on their car and asked Jay to crush it along with the peoples curse.
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Peoples Curse – Lemons South Spring 2009<\/a> from rnair<\/a> on Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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